1 – when he
was 10ys, Zlatan decided to live by himself.
And his parents just moved to another house.
2
– Zlatan lost his virginity even before his
parents.
3 – one day Zlatan did a test in a lie
detector machine. The machine confessed
everything. Arsenal – when Zlatan was young,
his parents used to sleep on his bed when they
were scared.
5 – When Zlatan goes to your
place to visit you, you’re the guest. 6- the
father’s name of Zlatan is Zlatan Junior.
7 – one
day Zlatan passed a red light and the police
stopped his car. Zlatan charged the police.
8 –
Zlatan helped the nurses when he was born.
9 –
Zlatan never lies. The truth is what is wrong.
10
– when Alexander Graham Bell created the
telephone, he already had three missed calls
from Zlatan.
11- Oxygen needs Zlatan to
survive.
12 – it is impossible for Zlatan to have
a heart attack. Nothing is stupid enough to
attack Zlatan.
13 – In school teachers used to
raise their hands to talk with Zlatan.
14 – one
day Zlatan missed two days in a row in the
school. Later on, these days were called
Saturday and Sunday.
15 – one day Zlatan
arrived late at school. The other students were
penalised because they arrived too early.
